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sweaterbitches:

Ben Wyatt/Calzones 

The Low Cal Calzone Zone

thegeekyblonde:

r1-07444-0024:

hello i made a video about the recent ~youtube sex scandal~ stuff and how the underlying cause is violence against women

"everyone made videos about consent, which is a very noble cause, but it does seem to imply that the entire reason these cases keep happening is because men don’t know what consent is…most of these men knew their partner wasn’t consenting, or wasn’t able to legally consent, but it didn’t matter to them." this is such an important video

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

if any of you are wondering, the story is ‘lamb to the slaughter’ by roal dahl.

realjunko:

remember when tumblr took a post that was special snowflake tumblr girls vs. fake tan facebook girls and decided that they would be a cute couple and it got its own fanart and it was actually pretty cute that such a cute thing came out of a post that was meant to be hateful

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

katesnewshittyblog:

this is going to be a good book

i thought this was a line from a fucking fanfiction before reading the comment holy shit is this book gonna be wild

witchilinski:

my son. this gruff giant goth toddler man is my son. i tuck him in at night.